finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
..& there stood the dummie tree, in a place where was not always seen behind the depths of the garden. I wanted them all the believe (that we could be somewhere else), so I fixed dummies to the branches. We would go there & it would take away all the sadness.
Now that we’re older, we don’t think much of the tree until we see its blossom & it brings us back to that place, that place that exists away from the world.
im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
Series 5, Episode 4: ‘Jeremy’s Mummy’
Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh