dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch
Less Than Jake the other night! I know I usually post metal bands, but this and other bands in this genre were my shit in high school!
i can’t wait for less than jake/reel big fish in Feb
My mom commented on this baby picture of me on facebook saying ”My little angle” and without any hesiation upon seeing that comment I asked her “Am I acute angle?”
Series 4, Episode 2: ‘Conference’
Day 28 - A song that reminds you of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I’m single as fuck, so have some Tool.
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
I just died laughing
i hate this site so much
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad